“To celebrate nothing more than a love of playing loud rock music, October (the most geometrically sound month) and a new, totally skill video for the song ‘French Lessons’ future of the left will be ‘unleashing’* a tour across/down/inside the UK between the 1st and 10th of that month. If you attend you are guaranteed rock music and a better class of sweating room-mate. If you don’t then loneliness will surely be your pillow.

not unleashing. Never unleashing.”